“A wine please”
“Sir, this is McDonalds…”
“Okay, a McWine please”
Wanna know what it’s like being married?
Chain yourself to a wild animal.
Now kick the animal.
Some people won’t try bacon for religious reasons. I won’t try religion for bacon reasons.
The only time my ex will ever scream “DEEPER, DEEPER” is when they are lowering my casket into the ground.
A wife is like a hand grenade.
Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
My wife gives the best headache.