CW: Why don’t you ever wear your hair down?
Me: It makes me look approachable.
CW: So?
Me: I don’t want to encourage that.
H: You look nice.
Me: I’m meeting one of my Twitter friends today.
H: So you want your picture on the evening news to be a nice one?
Me: Yep
“Turtle Power” is not an appropriate response when HR asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
It’s weird how many people at my office are named “Hey.”