@PoorEvelyn

Well, if it doesn’t include antidepressants, they shouldn’t call it a Happy Meal.

@PoorEvelyn

Sometimes words just aren’t enough.

And that’s why we have middle fingers.

@PoorEvelyn

Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne.

I assume it was something she ate.

@PoorEvelyn

Today I bought cupcakes without sprinkles.

Diets are hard.