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@PrestoVision : her: i'm leaving you

me: is it because of my obsession with emo rock bands

her: no it's because of the weird chemistry fanfics that you keep writing

me: i knew it! you hate my chemical romance

@PrestoVision: ghost: boooooOoo

me: you better stop

ghost: what are you doing

me: [setting up ouji board] i’m calling your mother

ghost: oooOooooh noooOoooOooo

@PrestoVision: her: wow you wear those jeans everyday you must have like 5 pairs

me: [owns 1 pair of jeans] haha, 6 actually

@PrestoVision: hitman: clearly you can’t afford my rates so i’m referring you over to my partner

hit or missman: i guarantee that i will either kill the target or get you sent directly to jail