I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, “I’d tap that.”
I basically have three hairstyles.
The officer said, “you drinking?” I said, “you buying?” We just laughed and laughed.
I need bail money.
You know it’s time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one
“Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you”
“Yeah….so is a grenade”