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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, “I’d tap that.”

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The officer said, “you drinking?” I said, “you buying?” We just laughed and laughed.

I need bail money.

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You know it’s time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one

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“Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you”

“Yeah….so is a grenade”