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HER: Are you a dog or cat person?
BRAIN:*be cool, she seems pretty great*
ME: Whatever you want to eat is fine.
BRAIN: *nailed it*

@Puercotron

8 years ago

[having sex with centaur]

ME: *man that fortune cookie was spooky accurate*

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