I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.
It’s an honour @thefunnytweeter – – thank you.
I gave birth to two human beings, yet I’m in awe that I’m growing a plant out of a sweet potato.
“It’s just a shell… it’s just a shell… it’s just a shell.”
– my foot touching anything in the ocean.
You know what rhymes with, “I’m Fine” ?
“More Wine”
You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.
Can America keep it down?
Canada needs to work on Monday.
Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order.