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“It’s just a shell… it’s just a shell… it’s just a shell.”

– my foot touching anything in the ocean.

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You know what rhymes with, “I’m Fine” ?

“More Wine”

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You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.

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Can America keep it down?
Canada needs to work on Monday.

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Facetious. Because I like to use all vowels, in order.