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Absinthe

For when you’d love to wake up in the morning…naked on a raft in your neighbour’s pool, but lack the motivation

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I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the “Sunni D” family

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Advice from a 6 year old patient:

“You should wear your stethoscope everywhere…girls will really like you. You look smart”

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When I think about you, I touch myself…..

……I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache…

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When you’re dead, you have no idea you’re dead. It’s only difficult for other people…..

Much the same as when you’re stupid…..

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HR: know why you’re here?
Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter
Union: well..unsafe..but fired?
HR: the candy cutter’s name is Trish