For when you’d love to wake up in the morning…naked on a raft in your neighbour’s pool, but lack the motivation
I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the “Sunni D” family
Advice from a 6 year old patient:
“You should wear your stethoscope everywhere…girls will really like you. You look smart”
When I think about you, I touch myself…..
……I rub my temples because you give me a goddamn headache…
When you’re dead, you have no idea you’re dead. It’s only difficult for other people…..
Much the same as when you’re stupid…..
HR: know why you’re here?
Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter
Union: well..unsafe..but fired?
HR: the candy cutter’s name is Trish