A cup of water A cup of water
when it’s in when it spills
a cup on the table
The rest of the year
May: Murder hornets
June: Sexual harassment spiders
July: Pedophile bears
August: Active shooter lions
September: Burglar Tigers
October: Hijacker sharks
November: Kidnapper Wolves
December: pyramid-scheme alligators
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white
Travel bloggers during quarantine
People who enjoy salt & vinegar chips are a sturdier breed, more prepared for life’s challenges