[Sunday morning]
*congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church*
– mass unfollowing
An accountant who disappears with all his client’s money is a math magician.
Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies.
She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder.
Boss: You need to work on your puncuality.
Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place.
Boss: ….?
Guys who resent their friends for not sharing their hair products are gel less.
I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related.
Her: Do you kik?
Me: Like rocks?
Her: …….