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@RapeyRaperton : Million dollar idea: make $100,000 ten times
@RapeyRaperton: People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones.
@RapeyRaperton: When a man tries to hug me hello or goodbye I whisper in his ear "tip to tip" and sigh as we embrace to ensure we never do it again.