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Page of RappaRick's best tweets

@RappaRick : ‎"Can't touch this."

"Can't touch this."

"Can't touch this."

--MC Hammer giving a Museum tour

@RappaRick: "My name is Robert and I support apples."

-- Bob for apples

@RappaRick: Monday: forearms

Wednesday: forearms

Friday: forearms

Sunday: forearms

--Popeye's gym schedule

@RappaRick: A comma is just a period with a mullet.