when i worked in an office i had an ’emergency google sheet’ that i kept open in a tab all day and if my boss walked by i’d switch to it from twitter and enter 69s and 420s in its cells with a look of great seriousness on my face
if you have a roomba but don’t dress it up in little outfits then what are you even doing
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Lyonyl Rychye
developing a crush on a writer is like oh great now i got all this reading homework
so many bosses have told me some variant on ‘it seems as if you’re only here for the paycheck’ and like. yeah
do you think that when our civilization falls, future archaeologists will find all those ‘guy ate here!’ signs and think that guy fieri was our emperor