@ReeseButCallMeV: OMG I forgot to read my horoscope and now I have no idea what life has in store for me today!!!!!!
@ReeseButCallMeV: I just cleaned out my purse. So, I'll be having a garage sale later this afternoon.
@ReeseButCallMeV: Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15.
@ReeseButCallMeV: Mean while, back on Facebook, Jennifer is blaming the birth of her son for her being fat.
Her son is 6 ....
@ReeseButCallMeV: This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
@ReeseButCallMeV: Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work?
Me: Because you have no imagination!
@ReeseButCallMeV: My niece said I look like a mom. So now we're playing a game, sorta like Hide-N-Seek, except I hide her and no one finds her. Ever.
@ReeseButCallMeV: What phone etiquette?! You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.