Cw: Ignorance is bliss
Me: Explains why you’re so happy
HR: It’s good to see you again
Clearly my autocorrect has ship to say
Them: You have a debt to society
Me: Well they can get in line
I’m praying for you…
So if a bird shits on your car right after you wash it…
That’s from me
*Brings Ouija board to Thanksgiving
Ouija: G O B B L E