I bought a safe. Then I had to store the key, so I bought another safe. Then another for that key. See, this is how Big Safe gets you.
Anyway here’s Wonderwall
I only like movies with a happy ending, which has led to several arrests in theaters
I am delighted to announce that endless online arguing is saving humanity
As an employee, I bring passionate commitment to the goal of receiving a paycheck every two weeks
[calls God on phone]
Hi, can you come get me?
GOOGLE USER: What are symptoms of skin cancer
GOOGLE: 20% off best skin cancer now
Interviewer: What is your biggest weakness
Me: Well, I don’t really want to do anything
Are you questioning my vocabulary skills, pal? Cause you are gonna get punched right in the plethora
Amazingly, this sentence contains all letters of the alphabet djkquvwxz