“I ran a half marathon” sounds so much better than “I quit halfway through a marathon”.
I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice.
I made an appointment for laser hair removal then remembered that I don’t have any laser hair.
I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk.
In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.