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Dolly Parton not making lollipops in the shape of her head and calling them Dollipops is unfortunate.

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wanna bet Tom Hanks is kinda bitter about how easily Moana got over that break in the waves.

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the dog is mad at me bc i wouldn’t let him eat sriracha off the ground and my feelings are hurt so no i don’t want children.

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do my glasses go over or under a balaclava i want to rob this bank just right.

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I couldn’t take Breaking Bad seriously bc Walter White looked like Ned Flanders.

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TITANIC: GOING DOWN!

LOBSTER: MAKE A RUN FOR IT! WE’RE FREE!