me: if only i could sleep AND get motion sickness
waterbed salesman: you’re not gonna believe this
here we see Penny the diving kitty mid-triple pike, let’s see if she lands this one Steve
i’m a 44 y/o man that can’t pretend anymore wtf is a timothee chalamet
If you think a 30 sec ad is bad try waiting until news at 11 to “find out what’s been poisoning your family”