Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn’t expecting me ?
If I reach 700 followers, I’m gonna tweet naked for the next hour. Won’t do much for you guys, but it’ll certainly liven up Starbucks.
I speak 3 languages. Unfortunately no one else in the world speaks 2 of them.
Pretty majorly caught up in this whole Olympics thing.. ran up the stairs earlier.
Might see you guys in 15-25yrs. Weekend with my folks & it’s only a matter of time before I snap.
Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume.
Sorry Siri, talking to machines is not for me. I still get tongue-tied at the drive-through.