I love complimenting my parents for how they raised me because I’m really complimenting myself for how great I turned out.
I’ve had a lot more interest from women since I’ve been forced to wear a mask and I don’t know how to feel about that.
I’m sad because of all the money I’ve lost in the market recently but I’m also really excited to start replying with “IN THIS ECONOMY?!” anytime people ask me to do anything.
I’m only dating bad texters from here on out.
Who knew life could be so quiet and….peaceful.