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@Rollinintheseat : I have a lift function on my wheelchair so I can reach tall counters. The lift moves really slowly. One time, I got overcharged for something. I tried to storm out of the store, but my chair just slowly lowered to the ground as the cashier stared at me.

@Rollinintheseat: Who were the kings of disco?

A) Gees
B) Gees
C) Gees
D) Gees

@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: “Describe a time when you broke the rules.”

Me [from my wheelchair]: “I was at a restaurant and the waiter asked me to wait to be seated.”

@Rollinintheseat: I use a wheelchair. When I’m at a job interview and they ask me what my biggest weakness is, I want to say “A flat tire”.

@Rollinintheseat: The lead singer of Nickelback tried out for his school Christmas play, but he never made it as a wise man.

@Rollinintheseat: [Restaurant]

Waiter: “Do you have any room for dessert?”

Me: *thinking of my secret cake room*

“What have you heard?”

@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Are you comfortable staring at a computer screen eight hours a day?"

Me: *looks up from phone*

"What?"

@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Why would you make a good customer service representative?"

Me: "I'm good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault."

@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: “Why did you leave your last job?”

Me: “After coming back from vacation, all my passwords had expired. It was easier to resign than reset them.”

@Rollinintheseat: *Don’t Walk sign flashes*

Me: [from my wheelchair]: “Okay.”