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Page of RtrJan's best tweets

@RtrJan : My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk.

@RtrJan: I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone who took time out of her or his busy schedule to tell me, "omg you look like hell."