My life won’t stop downloading updates without my permission.
Well I guess someone had to be the cautionary tale. You’re welcome, everyone.
If I know one thing for sure it’s that nobody has ever looked back on their life and wished they’d eaten more celery.
People on social media will threaten murder in the comment section of a cake recipe.
Salad is the decaf of food.
Cats won’t give away your position when someone knocks on the door. They hide with you, like understanding furry ninjas.