@SadieSmithRoks: A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
@SadieSmithRoks: It happens when you least expect it.
Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels.
@SadieSmithRoks: Is no shave November just for men?
Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache.
@SadieSmithRoks: Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free.
@SadieSmithRoks: Next time my cat has some friends over, I'm going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.