You can learn a lot about a man based on how he responds to a bird pooping on him.
Also background checks and digging thru his trash.
A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back.
It happens when you least expect it.
Your head starts to spin. You lose control and you start falling head over heels.
Is no shave November just for men?
Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache.
Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free.
Next time my cat has some friends over, I’m going to puke right next to where they are sitting and see how she likes it.