Sure I have empathy. I sense you want some of my coffee and I feel really terrible for you.
I’m so single…..
When they ask me for an emergency contact I put the neighbours dog.
Sometimes an person unexpectedly comes into your life, makes your heart race and has such an impact on your life.
Just didn’t want it to be a cop.
Guessing game but it’s when you’ve bought so many things off amazon you’ve forgot what’s in the boxes being delivered.
Primenesia?
This might be me.
Follow me for more tips.
Hide and seek but only they forget to look for you.
Them:
Me: damn I picked a good spot.
A hug and slap are both powerful but not everyone deserves a hug.
Coffee helps me remember….
Everybody’s name
My passwords
Sense of humour
Woods ❌
I mean wordsI never said it was easy.
Coffee can’t solve all of my problems, but it can reduce the criminal charges for the future.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Coffee costs less
Than a dinner for two
Of course I dance like nobody’s looking.
But I also drink like I don’t have to work in the morning.
When someone really pisses you off and you know you can’t physically do anything.
Just look at them through a fork and pretend you put them in jail.
They really need to stop naming hospitals after dead people.
Give us some hope.
I don’t always go the extra mile
But when I do…
It’s because I missed my exit.
You big beautiful cup of coffee.
Come here and tell me lies of how much I will tolerate my coworkers and how much I’ll get accomplished today.