I bet you 5390.24$ you can’t guess how much money I owe my parents.
Never really had a nickname in my life.. Except maybe that one time a bunch of chumps called me “The defendant” for a full day.
Apparently there’s enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one.
Nothing good can come out of answering your landline.