@Seinfeld2000: right before u die apple should send you a final screen time report like "you spent 38% of your life looking at your phone" and its the last thing u see before u close your eyes forever , and youre looking at the notification instead of your grandson
@Seinfeld2000: JERY: Maybe you can just go back
TERESA MAY: go back ?
JERY: Ya. pretend brexit never happened.
MAY: you mean just walk into the EU meeting on Monday morning like it never hapened?
JERY: Sure. People dont take england seriously
@Seinfeld2000: roses are red
violets are blue
the jerk store called
theyre running out of you
@Seinfeld2000: KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY
ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it
@Seinfeld2000: GERG: She licked ur donut?
JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER!
JERY: she also said she "hates america"
GERG: Donut licking traitor!
@Seinfeld2000: 7 thoughts u have when buzfeed steals ur content
-why is a multimilion dollar website riping off my twiter
@Seinfeld2000: Do me a faver?
Look at any object near you
now imagen its a diferent thing
how was youre experience?
i imagened pencil is baseball