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Page of Seinfeld2000's best tweets

@Seinfeld2000 : If u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son

jery had 73 girlfriends throughout seinfelds run

@Seinfeld2000: right before u die apple should send you a final screen time report like "you spent 38% of your life looking at your phone" and its the last thing u see before u close your eyes forever , and youre looking at the notification instead of your grandson

@Seinfeld2000: JERY: Maybe you can just go back

TERESA MAY: go back ?

JERY: Ya. pretend brexit never happened.

MAY: you mean just walk into the EU meeting on Monday morning like it never hapened?

JERY: Sure. People dont take england seriously

@Seinfeld2000: roses are red

violets are blue

the jerk store called

theyre running out of you

@Seinfeld2000: KIM KARDASHIAN: Elane you GOTA see the BABY

ELANE: I follow you on instagram. Im gona see it

@Seinfeld2000: GERG: She licked ur donut?

JERY: Shes a DONUT LICKER!

GERG: gross!

JERY: she also said she "hates america"

GERG: Donut licking traitor!

@Seinfeld2000: 7 thoughts u have when buzfeed steals ur content

-WTF
-OMG
-Huh
-FAIL
-LOL
-NOPE
-why is a multimilion dollar website riping off my twiter

@Seinfeld2000: Do me a faver?

Look at any object near you

k

now imagen its a diferent thing

how was youre experience?

i imagened pencil is baseball