She was rare. Like a rap collab in a pop song that made sense.
Rock bottom implies the existence of paper bottom and scissors bottom.
It’s called a flat stomach in UK but an apartment stomach in America.
2020 is not Jumanji, it’s X-files.
While the Americans are in a food coma, we should switch Twitter and Facebook displays around. Give their hearts a jumpstart.
Nice try Friday the 13th. But this is 2020.
Hackers in movies think they’re so cool they can get any password in five mins flat. Well so can I. Just that it’s for my own accounts.
Don’t fit in their boxes.
You’re not a cat.
If loss of appetite is a symptom, I think most of us are safe.
Why didn’t I marry a hairdresser or a baker. I did not think this through.