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Page of SirJeremyLondon's best tweets

@SirJeremyLondon : I watched DJ Khaled on SNL and I still have absolutely no idea what it is he does exactly.

@SirJeremyLondon: If a panda was coming after me to kill me I don’t think I’d even try to stop it. It would be an adorable death and my family would have a great story for decades.

@SirJeremyLondon: I don’t care what Bruce Lee said, entering a dragon is just poor advice.

@SirJeremyLondon: I’m starting to think some of you might be taking marijuanas