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@SleazySli : i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance
@SleazySli: [at a spelling bee]
Judge: Your word is SPELL.
Witch: *mumbles something under her breath*
@SleazySli: Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious.
@SleazySli: Speed dating has nothing to do with drugs. I know that now.
@SleazySli: I'm not saying your house is haunted, but I think a ghost just ate all of your Gummy Bears while you were in the bathroom.
@SleazySli: The opposite of a nightmare is a morningstallion.
@SleazySli: What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures.