Well, like I said to my television the other day. “How can these people be so stupid?!?”
Since finding a huge spider in my slipper I now keep em on a chair cuz my little brain decided spiders don’t like chairs.
Been looking for you, every, single, day in the obituaries.
Darling
Don’t change, I hate you just the way you are.
I’d never go on a dating website.
I believe in meeting guys the old fashioned way, hitchhiking.