@SoulYodeler

Why the hell would I use turn signals? I know where we’re going.

@SoulYodeler

Sorry I yelled “GET A ROOM!” at your grandson’s wrestling tournament.

@SoulYodeler

Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?

@SoulYodeler

You don’t know awkward and uneasy until you’ve seen the way I hold a cat.