When someone is arguing on twitter with a private account
“Why is your stomach making those weird noises?”
Me:
We’re all born naked and the rest is crab. #DragRace
Best Halloween yard decorations 😂
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂
