Passenger: Do you mind if I take a picture out the window?
Pilot: Of course, you utter dipshit.
I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in.
People who clap when the plane lands don’t aim particularly high do they?
Festive Fact: Women who put on weight over the festive period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out.
The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don’t like the French.
Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?
If you removed every blade from a 747’s engines and laid them end to end, you’d go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft.