Snapes on a plane.
Looking at his shirt, it’s hardly a surprise.
He’ll be directing planes to the gate in no time.
#PayInHay
#Kerching
Pilot: There’s a loose…
Engineer: Tape.
P: And some rivets hav…
E: Tape.
P: Also signs of metal fatigu…
E: Tape.
P: And a panel is missi…
E: Tape.
P: Hydraulic failu…
E: Tape.
P: Th…
E: Tape.
P:
E: Tape.
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You know I’m all about that bass,
‘Bout that bass…
Just been talking to Old Bob. He was talking about all the people in his life he’s lost along the way. Lovely man, worst tour guide we’ve ever had.
I’m getting totally fed up with people moaning about the price of things. £4.50 for coffee, £6 for a piece of cake, £9 an hour parking – always whining.
Honestly, any more complaints and I’m going to stop inviting friends round to my place.
So sweet. An A380 playing in the snow.
Passenger: Do you mind if I take a picture out the window?
Pilot: Of course, you utter dipshit.
I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in.
People who clap when the plane lands don’t aim particularly high do they?
Festive Fact: Women who put on weight over the festive period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out.
The 9:50 from Paris has been diverted. Nothing to do with the weather, we just don’t like the French.
Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?