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Page of SteveAmiri's best tweets

@SteveAmiri : If I could be any X-Men I think I'd pick Professor X. Don't really care about the mind-reading stuff I just hate walking.

@SteveAmiri: Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a piƱata.

@SteveAmiri: So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director.

@SteveAmiri: July 5th, 1776: The day the British drunk-texted America and said they still loved them.