white people go to an italian store one time then brag about the time they visited an “international market”
law suits: quality garments for lawyers
calling in to work dehydrated
saying goodnight to the group chat only to go to the other group chat with 27 of the same people
sad to hear it but I hope it’s for the best
“You have too much stuff”
– My parents, who constantly leave stuff at my house
lmao babies are so bad at tic-tac-toe I win every time
There’s nothing church people love more than getting teenagers and young adults to move all the chairs
If any of you die you should use your ghost powers to mess with me. Move my laundry from the dryer into the basket, throw out the old food in my fridge, let my dogs out in the morning. You know, real scary stuff. Get me real good.