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Page of SuitableHolmes's best tweets

@SuitableHolmes : I drink Rockstar cause I'm a rockstar. My wife drinks Monster.

@SuitableHolmes: Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car.

@SuitableHolmes: A 2-hour movie called "Can You Watch My Kid For Like 15 Minutes?"

@SuitableHolmes: Do you know where my mexican hat is?

- It's somewhere bro..

Fine...a sombrero, but what I'm asking is have you seen it?