Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll & pop some money in the pocket please
Them: what’s an expensive hobby of yours?
Me: living
Receives a compliment
Me: no sorry we don’t do that here
I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead
Him: why do you keep poking me ?
Her: I’m looking for the mute button
Given the amount of clowns around here you’d think it would be more entertaining
My body feels like it’s aging in dog years
Waiter: would you like flat or sparkling water ?
Me: garden hose is fine thanks
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My ex husband went to buy a lotto ticket & never came back, I guess he won, haven’t see him in over 20 years
Australia is like someone’s still playing jumanji
I speak four languages
English
Australian
Slang
Typo
It’s so rude when someone else is using your toilet cubicle at work
If anyone is stuck for a gift for me I’m a size 8 nights in Bora Bora
It’s so hot at work I need to wear as little clothes as possible without being sent to HR