@SunshineJarboly : when space aliens arrive and ask us to take them to our leader we should take them to the zoo and show them a flamingo
@SunshineJarboly: "Oh sure, they can eat their own poop, no problem. They just CAN'T eat chocolate. It'll kill them." - God inventing dogs.
@SunshineJarboly: not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven
@SunshineJarboly: *family meeting at Noah's house* who wants us to do what by when?
@SunshineJarboly: Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?