“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”
” Yes, we arson.”
Why do baby clothes have pockets. What do babies have to carry?
I say when we bury people we tie their shoes together. If there is a zombie apocalypse, at least it will be goddamn hilarious…
I own a Delorean but I only drive it from time to time.
I broke my finger yesterday. On the other hand, I’m okay.
Why do paintings of Adam and Eve show them with belly buttons?
“Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”
” Yes, we arson.”
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said “Never mind.”
Kmart is closing 108 stores putting 16 cashiers out of work.