Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn’t mind perpetuating stereotypes.
By the power vested in me by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
If you’re looking for someone to mute the National Geographics channel and narrate the animals thoughts, look no further.
My dog stopped digging after I told him he’s just gonna end up in China.
It’s only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall.
Remove all the poles if you don’t want me stripping, Mr. Bus Driver.