I bought you some jumper cables since you like to start shit
The term “domestic housewife” implies that there are feral houswives and now i have a new goal
I heard you like bad girls. I’m bad at everything
Today’s tshirt
I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age
Get better soon! (I know you’re not sick, I just think you can do better)
Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”
Moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items.
How come in movies, all vampires hang out at techno/electro clubs? You never see a vampire country bar. I want to see vampire line dancing.
I stood here for an hour then I gave up and went home.
Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).
ChatGPT cannot be stopped.
I feel it
I just gave my cat his lunch and insulin. He is now happily digesting and insulating.
I feel it
