*uses a selfie stick to selfie with my new friends in the police lineup*
*connects a taser to doorbell to avoid human contact
Answer my phone? No thanks.
I’ve seen what happens to Liam Neeson.
Nothing scarier than unlocking your phone in front of coworkers and not remembering what the last thing on your screen was.
What idiot named it “proposing marriage” and not “engaging the enemy”?
At best, I might email or text you.