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@TheCamelToe_ : Have you ever noticed women say men only have one thing on their mind? Yet women constantly ask us what we're thinking.

@TheCamelToe_: I don't care about all the nasty stuff people put on here about Nicki Minaj.

I'll still suck her c**k anytime.

@TheCamelToe_: I swapped my wife's tampons with party poppers. Absolutely no sense of humour that girl..