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@TheGrimKing : Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT.

@TheGrimKing: I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive.

@TheGrimKing: Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool.

@TheGrimKing: Before meeting a hot chick, wish I could talk to the dude who's sick of her bullshit.