Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.
Scientists are just wizards who don’t take fashion risks.
Lifeguard is the weirdest job. Like hey, you’re 16 years old, make sure no one dies.
Barbie gave me unrealistic body standards like that my head would fall off.
Me at 25: I would never date anyone who smokes.
Me now: I would never date anyone.