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Doctor: Have you noticed any differences since you’ve started the medication?

Me:…I rap a lot less.

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If I hold my phone upside down it looks like you have replied to my text and I’m ignoring you.

@ThePocketJustin

The police do not like it when you slowly reveal that your attacker was a ghost. They do not appreciate storytelling or showmanship. I know this now.

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My wife just texted that there’s “garlic dread in the freezer”. I’m afraid to look.

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I like mascarpone cheese. It sounds like the sort of cheese that would have ruled organised crime in 1920’s Chicago with an iron fist.

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You think people who drink the energy drinks would have enough energy to put the cans in the bin rather than on the ground.