Coming to theatres this summer…
Doctor: Have you noticed any differences since you’ve started the medication?
Me:…I rap a lot less.
If I hold my phone upside down it looks like you have replied to my text and I’m ignoring you.
Always leave the cult better than you found it.
Watching The Blair Witch Project. They brought no alcohol or drugs?
The police do not like it when you slowly reveal that your attacker was a ghost. They do not appreciate storytelling or showmanship. I know this now.
My wife just texted that there’s “garlic dread in the freezer”. I’m afraid to look.
I like mascarpone cheese. It sounds like the sort of cheese that would have ruled organised crime in 1920’s Chicago with an iron fist.
You think people who drink the energy drinks would have enough energy to put the cans in the bin rather than on the ground.
I’ll take your LEAST sexual soup.